The Joke Vault http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/forums/8 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:46:36 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/forums/8 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Lifesavers ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4160/t/Lifesavers.html A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red............Cherry
Yellow........Lemon
Green..........Lime
Orange........Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4160 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:15:54 GMT <![CDATA[ The Cabbie & The Nun ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4102/t/The-Cabbie-The-Nun.html
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4102 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:40:35 GMT <![CDATA[ The Halloween Costume ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4070/t/The-Halloween-Costume.html A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (abclark222) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4070 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:35:29 GMT <![CDATA[ Anger Management ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4020/t/Anger-Management.html Anger Management


When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/4020 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:38:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Old Age is Tough ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3999/t/Old-Age-is-Tough.html > > An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
> part of his physical exam.
> > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
> back a semen... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Dar) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3999 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:32:24 GMT <![CDATA[ And Then The Fight Started.... ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3946/t/And-Then-The-Fight-Started-.html When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started.... http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3946 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:54:14 GMT <![CDATA[ The Princess & The Frog ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3922/t/The-Princess-The-Frog.html
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3922 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:40:57 GMT <![CDATA[ The triplets ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3912/t/The-triplets.html
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a tinkle... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3912 Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:58:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Being Elderly ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3878/t/Being-Elderly.html Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3878 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:29:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Are you smarter than a 5th grader ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3869/t/Are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader.html

A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Dar) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3869 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:16:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Guido, The Italian Stallion ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3831/t/Guido-The-Italian-Stallion.html Guido, The Italian Stallion

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Dar) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3831 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:35:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Who's guilty ?? ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3720/t/Who-s-guilty-.html Who's guilty ??

A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning,a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled,'Shit! That must be my husband!'

Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3720 Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:31:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Cheating Wife Caught... ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3661/t/Cheating-Wife-Caught-.html >
> **'Hello?'**
>
> **'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'**
>
> **'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
>
> **After a brief pause,**
>
> **Daddy says, But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
>
>**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'**... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3661 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:17:24 GMT <![CDATA[ Women vs Harleys ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3558/t/Women-vs-Harleys.html
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3558 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:21:24 GMT <![CDATA[ Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3469/t/Top-10-Ways-To-Get-Rid-Of-A-Telemarketer.html Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer

1. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all "No's" This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.

2. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could use it. Ask,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3469 Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:32:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Price of Gas ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3463/t/Price-of-Gas.html I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk broke wind and gave me a receipt
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Samantha64) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3463 Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:00:47 GMT <![CDATA[ A nurse ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3441/t/A-nurse.html
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says.

"Well, that's great..... that's really great........Some asshole has my pen. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LaurieBe) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3441 Thu, 29 May 2008 12:23:22 GMT <![CDATA[ The 2 nuns ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3304/t/The-2-nuns.html
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (KissMeyeToosh) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3304 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:57:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Good, Better, Best ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3271/t/Good-Better-Best.html Subject: Good - Better - Best

http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3271 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:46:09 GMT <![CDATA[ "The Washcloth" ]]> http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3246/t/-The-Washcloth-.html
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the weeks. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30, I had only just packed everyone off the school and to work, and it was already around 8:45am. the ride to the office took about 35 minutes, so I... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LaurieBe) http://thesoapspa91007.yuku.com/topic/3246 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:56:14 GMT