Overheard in a restaurant: "Waiter, the nikkichow is undercooked! Are you trying to kill me?"
Documented in doctor's notes: "Patient presented with delusional thinking and anxiety over former sposuse, and genital rash. Wrote Rx Amoxicillin, 500mg, b.i.d., 14 days, 3 refills for recurrence; Zoloft, 100mg, qd for anaxiety over ex-spouse's pending nuptuals. Patient encouraged to request that management properly clean dance pole with antiseptic solution between exotic dancers. Nurse explained to patient that older women's immune systems have more difficult time fighting off such infections.
AP: Dateline, Xinhua, China: Another outbreak of nikki-chow has been reported to the Chinese Dept of Public Health, the equivalent of the US's CDC. Authorities say the outbreak is a result of high risk behavior and the enabling of that behavior. Authorities are concerned the virus could jump from humans to chickens and mutate further.
Webster's Dictionary:
Nikki-Chow - A psychiatric disorder resulting from an overload of oxytocin in the brain, disruption of the serotonin levels needed to maintain rationale thinking in the frontal cortex, and resulting in a total emptying of one's bank accounts due to enabling behaviors.
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