A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
Birthday, so he went to an expensive clothier, bought the
Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have
Them delivered to his sweetheart with a note.
While wrapping the gloves,
A clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of
Panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
________________________________________
Darling ,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit
Of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have
Chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister
Wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided
To get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them
From showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks
And they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them
On for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first
Time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I
See you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in
Them before putting them away as they will naturally be
A little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while
Cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just think how many
Times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
Like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love .
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
Fur showing.
Birthday, so he went to an expensive clothier, bought the
Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have
Them delivered to his sweetheart with a note.
While wrapping the gloves,
A clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of
Panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
________________________________________
Darling ,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit
Of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have
Chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister
Wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided
To get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them
From showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks
And they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them
On for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first
Time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I
See you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in
Them before putting them away as they will naturally be
A little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while
Cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just think how many
Times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
Like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love .
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
Fur showing.


OMG!!!
